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Dimitri Allen ([personal profile] faketime) wrote2012-11-25 04:38 pm

2 ♙ action [fourth wall event]

[After all the worrying he's been doing the last few weeks, Dimitri has decided to go out to enjoy a good book and some tea in hopes of calming down a bit.

Although, he ended up with some unexpected guests to his unofficial tea party.]




[Picture a ~5'8" man in the middle of a table with two giant dinosaur-dragons sitting on either side of him. All three are peacefully having tea, apparently discussing space and time from what the man is saying.

That is exactly what's happening.

He takes a long sip of his tea, then breathes out, satisfied.]


So what this book says really is true; you two are the ones holding up time and space in this world? Absolutely fascinating. Forgive me for sounding somewhat skeptical, but how are you able to control these elements? That is no simple task.

[The two legendary Pokemon rumble in response. Dimitri chuckles.]

Ah, something I would not understand, is it? Please do not underestimate me.

[And they go on and on. What a scene this is.

Care to join them? There's plenty of tea and science talk to go around.]
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[personal profile] brokenmemories 2012-11-25 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[You can't really tell what expression she's showing due to the current condition you are seeing on her face but she is horribly confused.]

What is going on?
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[personal profile] brokenmemories 2012-11-26 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[She crosses her arms, unaware what's going on with her face.]

My Tranquill suddenly flew off when I tried taking her and my shuppet for a walk. I wouldn't be so concerned if it wasn't the fact that this is the first time she's done this in a while.

[She "averts" her gaze towards the two pokemon.] Your 'friends' didn't happen to eat her, did they?
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[personal profile] brokenmemories 2012-11-27 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Misaki sighs, shaking her head in her palm. Her hand seems to be unaffected by the blurry distortion on her face.]

Thanks. [She looks up.] I'm sorry to intrude on your, well, small party.
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[personal profile] imitationsavior 2012-11-25 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[You'd think that once you've witnessed the entire human race being annihilated, you could easily say you've seen everything in the world, but dinosaurs at a tea party is certainly something new, even for Z-ONE. The man is standing a few steps away from the table, not sure how to react -- the creatures do look vaguely similar to the machines that destroyed the mankind, after all.

... Still, he finds the mention of "time and space" extremely intriguing, so he cannot simply leave.]


... Interesting...
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[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2012-11-26 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
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[[GOD WHY ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE TURNING WEIRD AS HELL THIS WEEKEND FIRST DIST AND HIS CHAIR NOW YOU AND YOUR....THINGS-]]

Ah, Dimitri....can I ask about your....friends.....

[[were these your two starter pokemon or something

you lucky bastard he wants one]]
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[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2012-11-26 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[[Well, providing this chair isn't going to take off with him in it (Dist...), he will accept the offer. Tea sounds good at the moment, anyway, even though he'd prefer something slightly more alcoholic.]]

Pleased to make your...acquaintances.

[[No really, Dimitri, how do you do these things?]]

I trust you're enjoying the day, then?
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[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2012-11-28 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[[....aaand now he's having tea with what appear to be Legendary Pokemon. This has been one hell of a weekend. Taking a polite sip of the tea, Kato turns to Dimitri.]]

How...exactly did you meet them, then? Did they just appear in front of you?
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[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2012-11-29 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
[[.....so basically the characters in your storybook came to life.

He cannot deal with this place.]]


Well, I'm not sure whether you should hide your talent for summoning legendary pokemon, or take it straight to our glorious leaders; they'd probably be rather interested. I've heard of Ho-Oh, and Lugia, as they are native to the Johto region....these two, however...

[[....are strange as hell really, I mean look at them]]

...well, they're definitely interesting. Powerful too, I'd imagine.

[[...that's your cue to tell him just how powerful, by the way

imagine the potential destruction]]
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[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2012-11-30 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
[[wow yep okay let's just

all be nice and calm

do they need some more tea because he is very willing to give up his own]]


No, I...I see. I wasn't trying to imply that I'd want to take them somewhere, it was more....an acknowledgment of your talent, Dimitri.

[[He has a Hydreigon who wants to eat him, a Seviper who wants to cuddle him and a Zoroark who....keeps....trying to seduce him look the point is let's not make the big Legendaries mad]]

Your line of work is very similar to what they do, correct? What conclusions did you come to?