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[After all the worrying he's been doing the last few weeks, Dimitri has decided to go out to enjoy a good book and some tea in hopes of calming down a bit.

Although, he ended up with some unexpected guests to his unofficial tea party.]

[Picture a ~5'8" man in the middle of a table with two giant dinosaur-dragons sitting on either side of him. All three are peacefully having tea, apparently discussing space and time from what the man is saying.

That is exactly what's happening.

He takes a long sip of his tea, then breathes out, satisfied.]

So what this book says really is true; you two are the ones holding up time and space in this world? Absolutely fascinating. Forgive me for sounding somewhat skeptical, but how are you able to control these elements? That is no simple task.

[The two legendary Pokemon rumble in response. Dimitri chuckles.]

Ah, something I would not understand, is it? Please do not underestimate me.

[And they go on and on. What a scene this is.

Care to join them? There's plenty of tea and science talk to go around.]

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[You can't really tell what expression she's showing due to the current condition you are seeing on her face but she is horribly confused.]

What is going on?

Ah...

[What the hell is this now. What is going on with this young woman's face?

Dimitri gently sets the tea cup down.]

You've stumbled upon my tea time. Can I help you?

[She crosses her arms, unaware what's going on with her face.]

My Tranquill suddenly flew off when I tried taking her and my shuppet for a walk. I wouldn't be so concerned if it wasn't the fact that this is the first time she's done this in a while.

[She "averts" her gaze towards the two pokemon.] Your 'friends' didn't happen to eat her, did they?

[He raises an eyebrow, then glances up at the Pokemon, silently repeating the question to them.

They growl, almost as if they are offended by the implication.

Dimitri shrugs.]

They do not appear to be the sort to each small birds. In fact, I do not believe I've seen a Tranquill all day. However, I wish you the best of luck in locating her.

[Misaki sighs, shaking her head in her palm. Her hand seems to be unaffected by the blurry distortion on her face.]

Thanks. [She looks up.] I'm sorry to intrude on your, well, small party.

[You'd think that once you've witnessed the entire human race being annihilated, you could easily say you've seen everything in the world, but dinosaurs at a tea party is certainly something new, even for Z-ONE. The man is standing a few steps away from the table, not sure how to react -- the creatures do look vaguely similar to the machines that destroyed the mankind, after all.

... Still, he finds the mention of "time and space" extremely intriguing, so he cannot simply leave.]

... Interesting...

[Dimitri glances up at the newcomer, nodding in response.]

Isn't it? They simply...came to me, so I couldn't turn them down for tea.

[He looks up at the seemingly gentle legendary beasts.]

Apparently they are supposed to be rivals of some sort, but that doesn't appear to be the case today.

....................

[[GOD WHY ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE TURNING WEIRD AS HELL THIS WEEKEND FIRST DIST AND HIS CHAIR NOW YOU AND YOUR....THINGS-]]

Ah, Dimitri....can I ask about your....friends.....

[[were these your two starter pokemon or something

you lucky bastard he wants one]]

[Wait, you mean this isn't a regular occurrence in this world? Dimitri has a lot to learn.]

Good day, Doctor Kato.

[He gives a small bow and offers the remaining seat to the other scientist.

He then raises one arm toward the blue legendary.]

This is Dialga, the Temporal Pokemon. And this...

[He raises the arm toward the pink one.]

...is Palkia, the Spatial Pokemon.

[[Well, providing this chair isn't going to take off with him in it (Dist...), he will accept the offer. Tea sounds good at the moment, anyway, even though he'd prefer something slightly more alcoholic.]]

Pleased to make your...acquaintances.

[[No really, Dimitri, how do you do these things?]]

I trust you're enjoying the day, then?

[The two legendary Pokemon rumble in response. Nice to meet you too, Kato. Although they're really kind of indifferent about it.

As Kato sits down, Dimitri pours a fresh cup of tea and hands it to him.]

I am. [He takes another sip of his own tea.] This has been one of my better days in this world. I feel strangely...peaceful.

[He briefly glances at Dialga and Palkia.]

Perhaps they have something to do with it.

[[....aaand now he's having tea with what appear to be Legendary Pokemon. This has been one hell of a weekend. Taking a polite sip of the tea, Kato turns to Dimitri.]]

How...exactly did you meet them, then? Did they just appear in front of you?

They appeared in front of me, yes. I stepped out of the base to have tea and read a book, when all of the sudden they were here beside me.

[He lifts up the book to show Kato. It's a book about Legendary Pokemon.]

I find it highly coincidental that they showed themselves as I was reading about them.

[[.....so basically the characters in your storybook came to life.

He cannot deal with this place.]]

Well, I'm not sure whether you should hide your talent for summoning legendary pokemon, or take it straight to our glorious leaders; they'd probably be rather interested. I've heard of Ho-Oh, and Lugia, as they are native to the Johto region....these two, however...

[[....are strange as hell really, I mean look at them]]

...well, they're definitely interesting. Powerful too, I'd imagine.

[[...that's your cue to tell him just how powerful, by the way

imagine the potential destruction]]

[In all honesty Kato, he's just as confused by it as you are.

When Kato mentions taking them somewhere, Dialga and Palkia growl, causing the table to rumble a bit. Dimitri holds onto his cup and the teapot so tea doesn't spill everywhere.]

They don't seem in favor of the idea. I would rather not anger them by attempting to do that. I hope you understand.

[He has like a level 20 Pokemon, a level 9 Pokemon, and an egg. He would be destroyed by them if he pissed them off.]

But yes, they are very powerful. So powerful, that apparently they can literally control the flow of time and space. I was discussing this with them before you joined us. They are...reluctant to tell me how they can pull this off.

[[wow yep okay let's just

all be nice and calm

do they need some more tea because he is very willing to give up his own]]

No, I...I see. I wasn't trying to imply that I'd want to take them somewhere, it was more....an acknowledgment of your talent, Dimitri.

[[He has a Hydreigon who wants to eat him, a Seviper who wants to cuddle him and a Zoroark who....keeps....trying to seduce him look the point is let's not make the big Legendaries mad]]

Your line of work is very similar to what they do, correct? What conclusions did you come to?

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