[It's a fine week for egg hatchery, isn't it? This video is also about that. Rather, it's a video of an egg hatching.
It begins with an egg shaking on a table of a nondescript room. Seconds later, it begins to crack and glow continuously until...]Hm?
[Whoever is holding the 'Gear right now sounds confused. Why? Because a Magnemite just hatched from that egg and it's already floating several inches off of the table. Immediately the 'Gear holder places it down in front of the Pokemon and leaves it like that. The video of the new Pokemon rolls nearly silent, save for the faint sound of pencil on paper in the background, until the 'Gear is picked up again.
The person behind the 'Gear remains out of sight with the camera trained on the Magnemite, but begins speaking. His voice is calm and soft.]This was supposed to be a personal video for future reverence, but I believe what just happened warrants sharing.
[A hint of disbelief comes into his tone.] I was willing to overlook the strange occurrence of mammals hatching from eggs, but this is on another level. This Pokemon is clearly some sort of
machine. I cannot begin to list all of the questions it raises, but the most important ones are:
One: how are machines able to produce offspring and,
Two: why are they doing so by laying eggs of all methods?
And for my own reference, are there other mechanical Pokemon like this?
[And don't get him started on wondering how it's floating on its own.
There's a slight pause, and then an exasperated sigh. He can't believe he actually had to ask those questions.]I attempt to explain one ridiculous oddity of this world and another even
more ridiculous oddity appears. This world truly is full of puzzles with no solutions.
[With that, the feed ends.]( private video to the Rocket Frequency )